Dear Grandma,
Mother told me that you were feeling sick and in bed. So I started on the long path, deep in the woods, to bring you some things to make you feel better. But, on my journey to your cabin, I discovered that the world is mean and cruel. So I am sending you this letter to let you know that I will be arriving late since I have decided to take matters into my own hands.
Love,
Red Riding Hood "